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7 Reasons Not to Hate The British

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We didn’t make this – the internet sent it to us, and jolly good it is too. If we were in the habit of coming up with an eighth reason we could add that we’re not French. But we don’t come up with an eighth reason. That’s not our job. We only do seven. Or, sometimes, five with with a lot of extra-shiny-words to distract you. Not eight though. That would be unthinkable.

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2 responses to “7 Reasons Not to Hate The British”

March 20, 2010

Ceci Masters

Most grateful for that link to the “Internet”. Always wondered what it was
March 20, 2010

Marc

Glad to help. And you thought it was just a place where pictures were kept.
.-= Marc´s last blog ..John Pienaar Impersonates a Turkey =-.

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