Your contact form might not be as useful as you think. Here are seven reasons why.

This year, I won't be sending my cards until Christmas Eve. Here's why.

Junk mail. No one likes it, but there are valid reasons to embrace it. We don't mean give it a cuddle, that would be weird; we mean accept and enjoy it, because there are - fortunately for us - almost seven reasons to.

A buff envelope has arrived. It bears the legend, “THIS IS NOT A CIRCULAR”. But I already know that. I can tell.

1.  There will be no post and, as a result, no bills will be delivered.  This means that everything will be free.  Your gas and electricity will be free.  Everything you buy using a credit card will be free.  There will be no bank statements so you can’t be overdrawn.  Result! 2.  My postman’s a whistler.  He’s awful, he might be whistling tunes by The Average White Band, Perry Como or Beyonce, I can’t quite tell.  Now I...