Downton Abbey: Series 2. Yay!

Last weekend, several men in Dorset made a,“…protest against the reluctance of banks to lend money to small firms” using bricks. It was stupid and self-serving. Here are eight reasons why. No, just kidding, it's seven.

Yesterday came the startling revelation that Tiger Woods will be going into The Open Championships at St Andrews with a new putter. One couldn’t help but get excited. A bit too excited actually. So many questions, so few answers. 1.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Help Him Stay Domesticated? 2.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Get Him Into Even Bigger Holes? 3.  Will It Come With Attachments For Enhanced Stroke Play? 4.  Will...

1.  It Has Sunday Written All Over It. Last Of The Summer Wine is Sunday. On it comes at around 6pm and immediately the nation realises it will soon be Monday. That is Last Of The Summer Wine’s job. Getting people depressed so they start the week off in the right way. Now what are we going to do? We can’t be happy on Monday morning. That would be wrong. 2.  The Joke. It’s the same one. It always has been. I haven’t...

Hello. It’s Jon here. I like your pyjamas. No, I know your not wearing them at the moment. But that’s not the point. Today I thought we’d play a game. And when I say ‘we’ I really mean ‘me’. The game I’m going to have with myself today is Top Trumps. But not just any version of Top Trumps. Oh no, sir. I shall be playing 7 Reasons Top Trumps. With myself. I have two cards. A Jonathan Lee card....