7 Reasons I Was So Excited To See That Tiger Woods Had Changed His Putter, I Nearly Wet Myself

Posted on July 14, 2010 in Posts | 1 comment

Yesterday came the startling revelation that Tiger Woods will be going into The Open Championships at St Andrews with a new putter. One couldn’t help but get excited. A bit too excited actually. So many questions, so few answers.

1.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Help Him Stay Domesticated?

2.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Get Him Into Even Bigger Holes?

3.  Will It Come With Attachments For Enhanced Stroke Play?

4.  Will Tiger’s Old Putter Hunt Down His Unfaithful Master?

5.  Will The New Putter Have A Cheetah Headcover?

6.  Will Tiger’s New Putter Let Off Balloons Everytime He Sinks A Short One?

7.  Is Tiger’s New Putter A Danger To Psychedelic Penguins?