Rejoice! Rejoice! The window has closed! The window has closed! And if you rejoice I promise to stop writing everything twice.

If your lady tells you she loves you, make sure she doesn't give you one of the reasons for why. She'll be lying.

A croquet club is letting you play without a flamingo! Do they not know anything?

I have a dream and the promised land is a bath. It's jolly lucky for us all that I'm not Martin Luther King.

Forgot the bus, stick your thumb out at a white van man