Yesterday, while I was bathing, someone knocked on the front door. They shouldn’t have. Here's why.

Doors. Don't open them. Ever. Unless it's your Mum.

Last weekend, several men in Dorset made a,“…protest against the reluctance of banks to lend money to small firms” using bricks. It was stupid and self-serving. Here are eight reasons why. No, just kidding, it's seven.

Your front door isn't orange, and you're probably quite happy with that arrangement. But you shouldn't be. I've been considering the colour of your front door for a while now, and there are seven reasons that you should paint you front door orange. And here they are. You're welcome.

1.  The bedroom door.  No matter what age you are, whether you share it or are its sole occupant, your bedroom is a private place to do private things.  Whether you are a teenage boy practising your faces in the mirror, a thirty year old man playing World of Warcraft on his computer or a fully grown woman singing-along into her hairbrush, your privacy is protected by the door.  If it weren’t for the door your siblings, parents,...