Forgot the bus, stick your thumb out at a white van man

I'm going bald. Should I wear a wig?

You've waited long enough for part two, so here it is.

I spent a day left-handed so you don't have to.

Peter Allen isn't on Twitter. He should be. #letsgetpeterallenontwitter

Hug a left-hander tomorrow. You'll thank us someday.