Finally, an answer to that age-old question, "Are you a Dog or Yeti person?"

Separate the wheat from the chaff. Then ignore the chaff.

You don't wear shorts when you're wearing trousers. You don't wear glasses when you're wearing contacts. So why wear a watch when you already know the time?

From Machu Picchu to the Giant Tortoise, you'll be able to stand on at least one of them.

The antidote to Republicans.

Man vs machine. It's only gong to end badly.