Proverbs: Sound living advice or baffling nonsense? We've analysed, investigated, considered and reasoned for a bit and here's our conclusion: Yup, it's the latter.

1.  If I Can Make It There, I Can Make It Anywhere, It’s Up To You, New York New York. No it isn’t. A city does not decide whether you make it or not. A city is an inanimate object and therefore lacks the necessary attributes to make such a call. But if you are that desperate, try Norwich. You’ll have more luck. 2.  She’d Never Bother, With People She’d Hate, That’s Why The Lady Is A Tramp. This does not...

1.  “You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I fell asleep.” Ten million fireflies? Seriously? Do you know how difficult that would be to organise? 2.  “’Cause they’d fill the open air, and leave teardrops everywhere.” Erm…if a firefly cried it would just put itself out. In fact it would probably drown itself. Logic fail and animal cruelty in one sentence. Classy. 3....