Happy Birthday! Here's your card. And here's another. And another. And another. And another. And another. Oh, and one more.

It's National Hug Day! Wrap those arms around someone.

The phrase, “nobody likes a smartarse” is wrong.  People do like smartarses: Look at the popularity of Stephen Fry. Nobody likes this man? We, the team at 7 Reasons, have decided to debunk this abjectly wrong saying via the medium of Facebook.  If you like a smartarse – or are a smartarse who is liked – visit this new Facebook page and click the Like button.  That’ll show the vacuous, unimaginative...

I know what you’re thinking, ‘Blimey! He’s gone for the impossible post!’ To think like that though, is to underrate my brilliance. Or is it naivety? Either way I am going to do what Andy Murray’s PR Agency has consistently failed to do. Make the miserable, moaning, anti-English, I-don’t-wanna-play-for-the-Davis-Cup-team, tennis supremo, look amiable. Wish me luck.   1.  He Always Comes Back. At least...

1.  It’s a fresh start. It is to the week what New Years Day is to the year. Full of hope, expectation and Great Aunties singing Auld Lang Syne. 2.  Sunday was so quiet without the letterbox flicking open. Now it’s Monday and the post is arriving again. Who knows what will arrive. Unless you are in the UK. In which case everyone knows what will arrive. Sod all. 3.  It’s not a day for work. Monday is spent talking about the...