Never, ever, ever, ever, talk to someone who you think is someone else.

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I'm moving. To the zoo.

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We've found the worst song ever. Here it is.

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I have a dream and the promised land is a bath. It's jolly lucky for us all that I'm not Martin Luther King.

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Keep Twiglets in the kitchen? Madness!

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The mayor of Vilnius has annoyed me. This is why.

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