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  • Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Have A Professional Install Your Windows For You

    Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Have A Professional Install Your Windows For You

    What would we do without windows? They allow us to enjoy the beauty of a sunset without the annoying outdoor pests in the summer or watch a gentle snowfall without slipping and sliding on the sidewalk your husband forgot to shovel. Without windows a house would be a prison or a secret den of iniquity – which could be fun, but that’s another topic for another time. The point is, that when you need windows for either a new house or to replace your existing, worn out windows, you really should have a professional do the work. Here are seven reasons why a pro is a better choice for window installation.

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    1.  Sure, Your Friend Can Save You Money, But… We all have ’em – the friend who says he can do the job for a lot less money, as long as you throw in some beer and wings. Unfortunately, the job isn’t likely to get done anywhere near on time or to your satisfaction. Just wait until the first heavy storm with lots of wind and you will be full of regrets, especially if your windows aren’t where they’re supposed to be anymore. The only exception here is if you happen to have a friend who professionally installs windows. Otherwise, no mater how well-intentioned, it is best to politely turn down an offer from a friend to install your windows.

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    2.  Your Home Will Be More Attractive If You Sell It. There’s a reason why a professional is a professional. You are more likely to have a job done right the first time with a reputable pro. Now, let’s say you plan to sell your home soon. The only thing holding you back is that old couch on the back porch and those old windows. An expert is more likely to have the latest, most environmentally-friendly windows on the market. This makes your home more attractive for potential buyers. Anything a potential homeowner doesn’t have to add to their “to do” list is a selling point these days.

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    3.  Save A Little Green On Your Energy Bill. Getting back to the environmentally-friendly thing for a minute. If you are not looking to sell your home anytime soon, a professional window installation still has advantages. A window installing pro is more likely to be aware of local rules and regulations. This means your new windows will be properly installed and your old windows will be properly disposed of – another plus if you’re looking to avoid a fine from your local municipality. Then there is the reason you can really appreciate. Properly installed windows can save you some money on your monthly electric or gas bill. Let’s face it, we can all use a little more green these days.

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    4.  You Don’t Have All the Free Time In The World. You probably have a busy life, unless you are a Kardashian – in which case, you really wouldn’t be doing anything yourself. It’s ambitious to try to do the job yourself or get by with a little from your friends, but realistically this isn’t going to work. Let’s look at this more closely. You, your family and friends all have different schedules and it’s not very practical to spread a window replacement or installation project out over several weekends. A pro is paid to be there and get the job done, especially if they want paid.

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    5.  Resist The ‘Do-it-yourself’ Urge. The do-it-yourself approach is not a good really a good idea either, no matter how much HGTV you watch. Even if you just happen to be a professional window installer, paying jobs come first. Now back to the other 99 percent of us who aren’t professional window installers. You are not likely to have the time to get the job done all that quickly, unless you work through the night – bet your neighbors will just love that. If you tackle the job yourself, you are likely to run into extra expenses and unexpected delays. Give in and let a pro do the job. If you really must do something yourself, put up the curtains when the windows are done.

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    6.  Avoid The ‘Oh, Did I Need That Too?’ Syndrome. When doing something yourself, you are likely to forget something. It’s just one of those mysterious facts of life – like getting a phone call just when you step in the shower. The pros are likely to have everything needed to complete the job. For windows, this includes some form of weather stripping, paint, covering to protect your floor and furniture and possibly material for a new frame. The experts are likely to have the extras you tend to forget, not to mention the right tools for the job. Do you really want to be on a first-name basis with the guy at the hardware store?

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    7.  Your Insurance Company Likes Pros Better. Having a pro take care of your windows just might save you some dough when it comes time to renew your homeowners policy. Insurance companies, as a general rule, tend to frown on do-it-yourself jobs. A pro is more likely to use the correct materials and properly install your windows. This is likely to make your home more energy-efficient. In today’s green is good world, your insurance company is likely to be pleased. When it comes time to crunch the numbers for the value of your home, you just might be surprised to find that your home is worth a little bit more with windows that have been repaired or replaced by a pro. In a home market that’s worse than the last Adam Sandler movie, every little advantage helps.

    Author Bio: George Dennis is president of King Shade and Window, a home improvement company that carries a range of custom, window roller shades.

  • Guest Post: 7 Reasons Why You Should Replace Your Windows Today

    Guest Post: 7 Reasons Why You Should Replace Your Windows Today

    7 Reasons Why You Should Replace Your Windows Today

    Windows. Not unlike the software of the same name, you can’t live with ’em, and you can’t live without ’em. You need them if you don’t want to be overcome with a panicked bout of claustrophobia, but you hate them because they let everybody see what you’re doing in your house. Oh well, since you’ll be living with windows for the rest of your life, you might as well replace them with something better. Here are, that’s right, seven reasons why.

    1.  They Probably Look Ugly. Lets face it, how much do most people think about the way their windows look when they buy a home? You were probably more concerned about finding a way to get a mortgage then the craftsmanship of a pane of glass. It’s time to get serious. Take a look at your window right now. It’s probably just glass, PVC, and some caulk. Didn’t realize that did you? You better get on that right now.

    2.  You’ll Get in a Fight With Your Spouse. Your old windows are sucking all the heat out of your home during the winter, and are horrible at protecting you from the deadly menace of heat during the summer. It’s almost like they’re walking up to your thermostat and pulling cash directly out of it.

    But is that going to stop you from buying the latest Cosmo or PS3 game? No way. The end result of this is that you’re going to get overdrawn on your account. Your spouse will see that you carelessly disregarded the importance of balancing the budget, and they will reprimand you for it. Being incapable of admitting any wrongdoing, you’ll start yelling at them and things will go downhill from there.

    3.  You Might as Well Shoot Earth in the Head With a Shotgun. Would you prance around the arctic with a baseball bat, casually clubbing baby seals? I didn’t think so. But that’s basically what you’re doing by not replacing your old windows.

    Fact: You’re personally generating a million metric tonnes of acid rain every millisecond by keeping your old windows.
    Fact: Someday the world will end because you didn’t replace your windows.
    Fact: Not replacing your windows is worse than murder.

    4.  You Can Brag About Them. When you buy new windows, you can brag about them to all of your friends. You can brag about how much money you are saving on your energy bill. You can also brag about how much money it cost you to buy them, offering the best of both worlds. You can brag about how awesome they look. You can brag about your savviness. Don’t hold back. Make the most of it.

    5.  Windows Are Like the Windows into Your Home’s Soul. They say that eyes are the windows into your soul. Well what does that say about your home’s windows? Do you want your house to have an ugly soul? If so then you’re a pretty horrible person. Why would you wish something like that on your home? Your home keeps you warm, dry, and comfortable. It’s like a home to you. Why would you treat it like that?

    6.  It Will Be Easier to Show Off From Home. Let’s face it, your old windows are probably dirty. When you get new windows, they will be clear. This means that it will be easier for people to peer through your window and check up on you to see how you’re doing. This not only has its safety advantages, but it gives you a chance to parade around in your underwear for all the world to see just how much you’ve been working out lately.

    7.  You Will Make the World a Better Place. You’re just one person. You can’t change the world. Or can you? Well, all change takes place one step at a time. Your beautiful new windows will make the world a better place because at least one home on this planet looks less ugly. It might not seem like much but you are helping to build a better future.

    Just think what would happen if everybody bought new windows. You wouldn’t have to cower in fear as you walked through the suburbs, shielding your eyes from the ugly windows that surround you. Be a part of the future. Get new windows.

    Author Bio: George Dennis is president of King Shade and Window, a home improvement company with a range of roller shades for windows.

  • 7 Reasons Not To Have A Bat In Your Dining Room

    7 Reasons Not To Have A Bat In Your Dining Room

    This may come as something of a surprise to regular readers of 7 Reasons, but we’re not experts on everything that we write about.  Often, our pieces contain much speculation and conjecture.  Today’s piece, however, is different.  Today’s piece is written from experience.  If you should find yourself in a dining room with a bat, this is exactly how it will go down.

    1.  Surprise!  As you sit in your dining room on a quiet Saturday night catching up on missed television programmes using the iPlayer, you’ll feel relaxed and at ease.  You’ll take a sip of your drink and languidly stretch out your legs.  You’ll stifle a yawn and stretch out your arms.  Eventually, you’ll lean back in your seat and glance up toward the ceiling light, to ascertain what is casting the strange shadow that you have seen from the corner of your eye for the past few seconds.  Then you’ll scream involuntarily and bolt from the room and slam the door shut behind you.  A large bat flying around your dining room will come as something of a surprise to you.

    2.  Disbelief.  “What’s wrong?  What’s wrong?” Your wife will enquire in a startled manner, somewhat surprised by your shrieking.

    “There’s a bat in the dining room.”

    “What?”

    “There’s a bat in the dining room.”

    “What?”

    “Bat!” (You’ll flap your arms about miming flight at this point).  “Dining room!” (You’ll also point at the dining room.)

    “What’s it doing in there?”

    “Flying around the ceiling lamp and watching a documentary about Stalin.”

    Rather disbelievingly, your wife will go to the dining room, open the door slightly and peer through the gap.  On closing it very quickly, she will then announce that “there’s a bat in the dining room”.

    3.  Spin.  Anxious that you should always see the positive side of any situation, you’ll start brainstorming.  A bat in the dining room could be a good thing, you’ll think.  A bat in the dining room would mean that there would never be any insects in there.  A bat in the dining room would ensure that you could write in there with absolutely no chance of interruption:  You could look at the internet with no chance of interruption!  A bat in the dining room would…be a bloody great bat in the dining room.  It turns out that the elephant in the room is that there’s a bat in the room.  There’s no upside so good that it can surmount the fact that your dining room contains a bat.

    4.  Whimsy.  Having established that having a bat in the dining room is a bad thing, you’ll turn your mind to what the hell to do with it.  “We could call the RSPCA”, your wife will suggest.

    “We’re not being cruel to it.  We’re being inconvenienced by it.”

    “Perhaps there’s a local bat group.”

    “Yes, maybe they could send some sort of bat man.”

    “A dog warden?”

    “Or, we could call Commissioner Gordon and he could raise the bat-signal.  Perhaps we could…”

    5.  Motivation.  “…Oh my god!”

    “What?!”

    “My gin and tonic’s in there!”

    6.  De-batting. “Darling”, you’ll say, “We’re just going to have to man-up and deal with the bat ourselves…In you go.”  This motivational speech will fail to make her deal with the bat on your behalf, so you’ll have to work as a team.  You will close every door in the house (so the bat can’t start terrorising you in other rooms) and your wife will peer back into the dining room.  She will find that the bat is still flying around in there, fluttering in haphazard circles around the ceiling light like a terrifying and gigantic moth.  A behemoth*.  You’ll formulate a plan.  You will run in, raise the blind, open the window and run out again:  Your wife will be in charge of opening and closing the door.  You’ll take a deep breath and steel yourself for the task.  Eventually, though too soon for you, your wife will open the door and you will burst into the room and stride toward the blind.  Startled by the sudden presence in the room, the bat will realise that flying around is not a safe thing to do and he will decide to land.  At the very instant that you arrive at the blind, the bat will land on it, inches from your face.  “Aaaarrrgghhh”, you’ll scream as you run out of the room.  Your wife will close the door.

    You’ll realise that another plan is called for.  If you raise the blind with the bat on it, you’ll just squash the bat.  You’ll have a flat bat.  And bats, if you flatten them, appear bigger.  So, if you can’t raise the blind and open the window, you’ll have to trap the bat and remove it.  Having rummaged in the kitchen cupboard for a suitable container for a considerable time, your wife will emerge with her Tupperware bat-trap.  This time, she will be in charge of trapping the bat, and you will be in charge of the door (yay!) and the lid (boo!).  You’ll open the door and your wife will stride in and head toward the blind with the container held out in front of her.  Arriving at the blind she’ll cover the bat with the container.  Now that the bat is safely contained, you’ll enter the room clutching the lid.  You’ll slide the lid slowly and carefully between the blind and the Tupperware box and affix it.  Phew.

    7.  Post-bat.  As you breathe your sigh of relief the bat will let out a heart-rending squeak.  Your wife will head into the back garden to release the bat and you’ll be in charge of the back door (yay again!).  The moment that the lid is removed, the bat will flutter out and your wife will scream and run toward the door, which will cause you to laugh.  Briefly.  Eventually, having congratulated your wife on her brave conduct in the face of a big, scary bat and having closed every window in the house (twice), you’ll return to the comfort and security of Josef Stalin and your gin and tonic.   Then you’ll discover that the bat has left you a “present” on your white Verner Panton stackable chair.

    So there you go.  That’s roughly what will happen if you have a bat in your dining room.  I don’t recommend it.

    *You’ll be inordinately proud of that wordplay.