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7 Reasons To Invade France

7 Reasons To Invade France

1.  Riots. There is nothing the French like more than a riot. Half the time it doesn’t have to be about anything particular, they just like getting out there and giving it a go. They haven’t had one for a while so let’s give them something to riot about. I suspect, us invading – and the French Army waving us through – will work. 2.  Language. French is just very silly. What is it with everything having to be masculine or...

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