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7 Reasons Your 3am Phone Call Went Down Badly

7 Reasons Your 3am Phone Call Went Down Badly

1.  Romance.  I don’t know if you woke Julie up, but I suspect that you probably did.  Women are mysterious creatures and, who knows, perhaps your innovative approach to wooing Julie by interrupting her slumber and slurring, “Julie, I miss you Julie” is a piece of revolutionary brilliance which will completely change the way that men conduct their pursuit of women.  Or perhaps she won’t be swayed by that.  Have you considered a...

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7 Reasons MPs Should Travel First Class

7 Reasons MPs Should Travel First Class

1.  The Importance Of Being Important. Most people like feeling important. It gives them an enormous sense of wellbeing. (Thanks to Damon Albarn for that insight). When you feel important, you feel proud. When you feel proud you take pride in what you do. Generally it means you do something well for once. Just think, if we got 75% of all MPs in first class, Great Britain would be 75% better. Believe it. 2.  Forget Forgetfulness. Working in...

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