7 Reasons

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  • Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Be A Vegetarian

    Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Be A Vegetarian

    With the 7 Reasons sofa still state side, it’s understandable that there is quite a queue next to it. First to jump into the guest post hot seat is Breanna Carter. Before we get to Breanna’s post, though, a warning. If you like your turkey it might be worth waiting until after Christmas before you read this.

    7 Reasons To Be A Vegetarian

    Ever since we chased down prey with rudimentary tools on the African savannah, the human race has always been a carnivorous one. Our medieval kings ate pheasant, our oil barons steak, and beef and poultry have increasingly become staples of consumption in the Western world. But recent decades has also seen the rise of vegetarianism, and more people now eschew meat than ever before. Most of these people are driven by either health or humanitarian concerns. While these reasons are arguably the strongest argument for vegetarianism, there are other supporting points as well. Here, then, are the seven main reasons for being a vegetarian:

    1.  Healthier. To be sure, health is a key reason for dropping meat from your diet. Diets high in meat, after all, are almost invariably high in fat as well. There are many ways of getting the protein provided by meat without the unneeded fat, meaning that there’s really no health downside to being a vegetarian. Furthermore, most unhealthy fast food products include meat; being a vegetarian provides a good impetus to stop eating at such establishments.

    2.  Less Chance of Disease. Undercooked and diseased meat results in thousands of sicknesses and recalls each year. While unwashed vegetables may occasionally contain bacteria and cause food poisoning, your chance of getting serious ill from your food – although low – is much higher when it comes to meat.

    3.  More Humane. This one goes without saying, but a diet that doesn’t include meat also doesn’t include any animal that was killed for your consumption. This has become even more significant in recent years, as stories have repeatedly emerged detailing cruel practices at slaughterhouses. You don’t need to be a die-hard animal lover to sympathize with a cow who faces a painful death.

    4.  Cheaper. Meat products are almost always some of the most expensive items being sold at a given grocery store. One pound of rice or beans – compared with one pound of meat – is far less expensive and far more nutritious. Consequently, your grocery budget would stand to drop noticeably if you made the switch to vegetarianism.

    5.  More Eco-Friendly. As you’ve probably heard, it takes up much more land and many more resources to raise a group of cows than to grow a field of produce. With the world population skyrocketing, arable land becoming more scare, and food prices on the rise, a sustained move to vegetarianism would vastly reduce the resources we consume on a global level.

    6.  Confers Status. In some circles, vegetarians are not well-regarded and could probably use some reputation management assistance. In others, however, those who forgo meat are respected and admired. If you travel in the latter type of circle, your switch to vegetarianism could thus have an added social benefit.

    7.  Better for Your Bowels. Even though humans have been carnivores since our earliest days, our bodies are much better equipped to process plant and grain products than animal ones. If you suffer from bowel issues, then, becoming a vegetarian could vastly improve your day-to-day level of comfort.

    So there you have it: seven reasons to be a vegetarian. Although meat can be tasty and high in protein, it ultimately just cannot compete.

  • 7 Reasons That We Should Grow Vegetables In Our Lungs

    7 Reasons That We Should Grow Vegetables In Our Lungs

    If you haven’t been near a news source for the past couple of days, you’re probably looking at the title and thinking “er…what!”, or something similar.  So, in case you missed it yesterday, the BBC website – amongst many others – carried this amazing news: A pea plant grew in a man’s lung.  He didn’t grow it deliberately, and doctors (killjoys) removed it while it was still quite small.  But this story demonstrates that it is possible to grow vegetables in our lungs.  I’ve given it some thought, and it’s actually a good idea.  Here are seven reasons why.

    An X-Ray of the human lungs showing the lungs, the heart and the asparagus

    1.  You Will Always Have Food With You.  There’ll be no more worrying about where your next meal is coming from, and you’ll also lessen the likelihood that you’ll snack on food that is bad for you.  After all, you’ll be growing fresh, healthy vegetables in your lungs, and you’ll be eating that instead of snacking on late-night-pizza.  So you’ll be healthier too.

    2.  Oxygen. Plants are amongst Earth’s major sources of oxygen.  Where better then, to house an oxygen-making plant, than in your own lungs.  You’ll be able to get some of your oxygen directly, without breathing as much.  Maybe you’ll be able to hold your breath for a long time.  Perhaps you’ll be able to swim underwater for longer distances.  David Walliams will probably attempt to swim the English Channel underwater and David Blaine will be able to stage ever-more-spectacular death-defying stunts, which will continue to confound and irritate all right-thinking members of humanity.

    And now that I’ve accidentally mentioned David Blaine, I feel obliged to say this.  David, you are thirty-seven years old.  The world’s oldest living person is 114 years old.  So you aren’t even a third of a way toward equalling her death-defying accomplishments; shut up and stop showing off.

    3.  Vegetarians. In cases where planes have crashed in remote locations and people have become stranded for long periods of time without a food source, vegetarians fare badly.  When their omnivorous companions’ minds turn to cannibalism, their thoughts do not.  If we grow vegetables in our lungs though, vegetarians will have something to eat too, while their friends are eating their…er…other friends.

    4.  Space. Not the final frontier, but the amount of room that we have in our gardens.  If we’re growing vegetables in our lungs then we’ll have a lot more room in our gardens.  And also, the lung-vegetables seem to require no earth, so we’ll need less mud in our gardens.  And frankly, the mud is the worst bit.  No one will miss it.

    5.  Uncles. The phrases, “I’m going to have a pee” and, “I’m just off for a leak”, when uttered before disappearing to spend time alone will become ambiguous and will be the source of much humour.  We may tire of it quickly, but we will hear it nonetheless.  From uncles.  “How are you, Uncle Richard?”.  “Fine son, I’m full of beans.”  It’s always uncles.

    6.  Smoking. Smokers will have even more incentive to give up, as their smoking will surely adversely affect their lung-vegetable crop*.  Either that or the silly people will try to grow tobacco plants in there**.

    7.  Cauliflower. The centre of a cauliflower resembles the human brain.  The brain is an internal organ and, as such, it’s always a little strange to be able to see it.  If we were to grow cauliflowers in our lungs, then we would rid ourselves of the terrifying spectre of massed ranks of what are apparently brains, sitting in fields.  I always wake up screaming at the point in my dream where the horse chases me through the cauliflower field.  Always.  And if we grow cauliflowers in our lungs that dream may go away.  Though I’m not going to advocate growing horses in our lungs of course, that would be silly.

    *This is not based on data from an official scientific study.

    **This is wholly based on the conjecture of a man who may have become slightly carried away with his theme.