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  • Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Holiday In The UK

    Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Holiday In The UK

    Forget the Costa del Sol, it’s time to embrace Costa del Brighton. For too long, too many people have ignored the UK as a holiday destination. Why they have done so remains a complete mystery, but it’s time for a change. Here are just seven reasons you should ignore those foreign places and keep it British.

    7 Reasons To Holiday In The UK

    1.  Active Pursuits. Our changeable and unreliable weather is the butt of many jokes, but let’s be honest, not everyone wants to lounge around on a beach in 30+ degree heat every day. Especially when you have a German eyeing up your sun lounger. All too often, when you go abroad you just end up sitting on the beach or by the pool in an attempt to keep cool. This is fine if doing nothing is what you had in mind, but if you want to be active and explore your surroundings, this can be quite limiting. There’s only so long you can go on a tour of the hotel reception before it gets a bit same-y. So take a look at a UK holiday; you may be surprised at the wealth of activities on offer. You might not have noticed, but we even have one or two beautiful, award winning beaches of our own.

    2.  Dizzy Heights. If you are one of the many people who don’t like flying, jetting off on a foreign holiday may very well be your idea of hell. Wherever you are in the UK, you are never far from a superb tourist destination. Coastal cottages in the West Country, in the south or in the Scottish Highlands allow you to get away from the stresses of home life without having to travel for hours upon hours.

    3.  Greenery. Holidaying in the UK is greener. And we don’t mean just the grass: consider your carbon foot print. It is estimated that the vast number of commercial flights each year are pumping 600 million tonnes of carbon dioxide directly into the atmosphere. By around 2020, air travel is expected to be the single biggest contributor to global warming. Basically, what we’re saying is, if you don’t go on holiday in the UK, you are killing your grandchildren.

    4.  When Is A Bargain A Rip-Off? You may have noticed that, financially speaking, times are hard in the UK at the moment. Air travel can be expensive but you will also need to take into account the exchange rate. It is no good bagging a bargain abroad if you find that everything is so expensive that you can’t go out. You’ll have to stay in your room and watch Sky News all day.

    5.  All In The Chalet Together. Holidaying here in the UK and spending your hard earned cash in our towns and cities is good for our economy. In 2010, David Cameron suggested that the UK has been drastically underselling itself as a tourist destination. At a conference in London, Mr Cameron urged more Brits to holiday in the UK, emphasising that tourism is “one of the best and fastest ways of generating the jobs we need so badly in this country”. And, just for the sake of political balance, Ed Miliband has just this week said he had a lovely time in Liverpool – bar the power cuts. So there we go. Agreement across the political spectrum.

    6.  Familiarity Breeds Content. Familiarity can be an important factor for those wishing to stay in the UK. If you enjoy good old English meat and two veg, an English fry up for breakfast, the occasional fish and chip supper or a battered Mars bar, then you can’t go far wrong here.

    7.  Sprechen Sie The Lingo. Unless you’re going to Glasgow, there will be no need for a phrase book every time you want to buy something or order in a restaurant. So for something truly British, look at one of the many coastal cottages available throughout the UK at Sykes Cottages.

    If you usually holiday abroad but you are considering staying the UK for a change or for one of the reasons above, then you may very well find yourself surprised. The UK has so many stunning destinations. With a little research you should be able to find the perfect place and you may very well end up wondering why you’ve been bothering to go abroad every year.

  • 7 Reasons That Kim Jong Il Is The Ideal Pet

    7 Reasons That Kim Jong Il Is The Ideal Pet

    Hello dear reader!  At 7 Reasons, we’re not afraid to admit when we’re wrong and today, we do just that.  Once, we were of the opinion that the Komodo dragon was the ideal pet but, though that would be amazing, we’ve realised that there is a superior one.  It’s Kim Jong Il.  Here’s why.

    1.  Kim Jong Il Comes In Many Colours.  Whatever your interior colour scheme; whatever hue and shade your decor, there’s a Kim Jong Il to blend in perfectly with it.  Even if it’s beige.

    2.  Kim Jong Il Is Independent.  Don’t want a needy pet that requires you to take it out for walks or let it in and out five times per hour?  Kim Jong Il is ideal: He comes with his own man-flap.

    3.  Kim Jong Il Annoys The Neighbours.  All the best pets annoy the neighbours, whether it’s next-door’s dog barking at all hours, next-door’s cat pooing in your flower bed or next door’s snake being a snake in close proximity to you.  Kim Jong Il does this too.

    4.  Kim Jong Il Is Loved By Women.  That’s important in a pet.  After all, they’re usually the ones that end up looking after them once the children grow tired of the responsibility.  Surely there isn’t a woman alive that wouldn’t jump at the chance to care for Kim Jong Il.

    5.  Kim Jong Il Is Good With Children.  This is an important consideration when choosing a pet.  You need a pet that can help teach them social skills and engender a sense of playfulness in them.  That pet is Kim Jong Il.

    6. Kim Jong Il Makes Everyone Happy.  Everyone loves the warm, fuzzy joy of pet-ownership (it’s one of the reasons we have them).  They bring delight and wonder into our lives and spread happiness and warmth wherever they go.  So does Kim Jong Il.

    7.  Kim Jong Il Is Easy To Feed.  While other pets have special dietary requirements and often need to be fed expensive and exotic foodstuffs, Kim Jong Il prefers a simple diet of radishes.*

    So there you go.  Kim Jong Il is the ideal pet.  The only drawback is that you might occasionally have to see this.

    Seems a small price to pay.  So let’s all go out and get a Kim Jong Il.  Is a home really a home without one?

     

    *Or sometimes fresh lobsters that he has airlifted to his train whenever he’s away travelling.

    **For fans of looking at Kim Jong Il looking at things, this is the place to go.