7 Reasons

Tag: PRESIDENT

  • 7 Reasons Sepp Blatter Must Go (Now)

    7 Reasons Sepp Blatter Must Go (Now)

    Today, Sepp Blatter will be re-elected as FIFA President. That is all kinds of wrong. As this video aptly demonstrates.

  • 7 Reasons Carla Bruni Should Replace 7 Reasons Carla Bruni Should Replace Nicolas Sarkozy as French President as French President

    7 Reasons Carla Bruni Should Replace 7 Reasons Carla Bruni Should Replace Nicolas Sarkozy as French President as French President

    1.  The stamps would look much, much better.

    2.  The President would be visible when speaking from behind a lectern and would no longer need to wear high heels.

    3.  Paris-Match magazine wouldn’t need to photoshop the President’s holiday pictures.

    sarkozy photoshop

    We’re not sure why they turned him pink.

    4.  Angela Merkel would have someone to go to the toilet with at EU summit meetings.  We still don’t understand why women do that (Go to the toilet together, that is.  We’re fairly certain we know why women go to the toilet).

    5.  Less Presidential time would be wasted jogging.  Look at him, stumbling along in her wake.  If she wasn’t being held back by a wheezing short-arse she could probably finish the run in half the time.  This would leave more time for doing important President-y stuff and having a long lunch (it is the French presidency, after all).

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    6.  As President, Carla Bruni would have less time to devote to her “singing” career.

    7.  More of a picture than a reason, but a convincing argument, nonetheless.  She’s French, you know.
    sarkozy_bruni_beach
    Do you have additional reasons, perhaps even sensible ones?  Use the comments section.