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Once again the power of 7 Reasons is dictating how the world operates. Today, you will hear that Britain and France have agreed to join forces in the pursuit of defending our shores. A reliable source informs us that our piece entitled 7 Reasons To Invade France caused shock-waves in both British and French camps. David Cameron doesn’t want a diplomatic incident on his hands and the French are just scared. As a result they have agreed to...

1.  The stamps would look much, much better. 2.  The President would be visible when speaking from behind a lectern and would no longer need to wear high heels. 3.  Paris-Match magazine wouldn’t need to photoshop the President’s holiday pictures. We’re not sure why they turned him pink. 4.  Angela Merkel would have someone to go to the toilet with at EU summit meetings.  We still don’t understand why women do that...