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7 Reasons It’s Outrageous The BBC Have Cancelled Last Of The Summer Wine

7 Reasons It’s Outrageous The BBC Have Cancelled Last Of The Summer Wine

1.  It Has Sunday Written All Over It. Last Of The Summer Wine is Sunday. On it comes at around 6pm and immediately the nation realises it will soon be Monday. That is Last Of The Summer Wine’s job. Getting people depressed so they start the week off in the right way. Now what are we going to do? We can’t be happy on Monday morning. That would be wrong. 2.  The Joke. It’s the same one. It always has been. I haven’t...

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7 Reasons To Fly A Kite

7 Reasons To Fly A Kite

1.  Cats. It’s a well known fact that 80% of all missing cats are somewhere up a tree. 60% of these cats are found when someone accidentally gets their kite tangled up on the same branch. So basically, the morale of this reason is thus: If you’ve lost a cat, buy a kite. 2.  Life Skills Training. There aren’t many more annoying things in life than Janet Street-Porter, but trying to fly a kite when there is no wind has to be...

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