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  • Guest Post: 7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Use Seat Covers In Your Living Room

    Guest Post: 7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Use Seat Covers In Your Living Room

    What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of seat covers? Probably those plastic tarps draped over the chairs in your grandparents’ house, the ones that stuck to your leg when you sat down and refused to let you find a comfortable position. Sure, they may help extend the life of your furniture by a little bit by keeping spills from sinking in, but seat covers can also be uncomfortable, unsightly and downright impractical.

    7 Reasons You Shouldn't Use Seat Covers In Your Living Room

    There are a lot of great ways to keep furniture clean and looking great, so here’s some great advice if you were considering buying seat covers. If you already have them, well, consider this your intervention. Here are the top seven reasons not to use seat covers.

    1.  They look bad. I’m sorry, but it had to be said. It’s taking the nice, colorful fabric of your chairs and covering it up with the equivalent of a bed sheet. Would you buy a nice new outfit and then drape a giant rain poncho over the entire thing? Probably not. If you want your living room to look its best, spend the time straightening up rather than covering what is supposed to be one of the central points of the room.

    2.  They encourage you to be dirty. One of the main reasons people use seat covers is to keep the chairs from getting dirt of stains, but covering them often gives less inventive to clean them as often as they need it. Chairs need to be vacuumed regularly to keep out the dirt and dust that can make your air unhealthy, but with a cover on them cleaning this is often neglected.

    3.  They’re expensive. If you want to avoid putting an ugly sheet over the chair, then the only alternative is to find a custom seat cover for it. Though these may come in many styles, colors and shapes, the price is not exactly cheap. You can save money by just skipping them altogether and instead keeping the original furniture in good shape with regular cleaning and some small repairs as needed.

    4.  They’re not comfortable. Anyone who has ever sat on a covered chair knows the uncomfortable feeling as it shifts and wrinkles underneath them. The plastic ones are even worse, warming up under bare legs until you basically have to peel yourself out of them.

    5.  They’re a lot of work. Sticky legs and wrinkles isn’t the only drawback of getting out of a covered seat. They also have a tendency to shift out of position easily, becoming bunched in the middle and pulling up at the bottom, revealing the furniture you were trying to cover. Covered seats need adjustments after every sitting, and when it comes time to clean them the fabric often requires special settings and drying. Some of the more expensive or exotic ones even require dry cleaning.

    6.  They’re not easy to find. If you want seat covers you have two options—get the material and make them yourself or scour home decorating stores to find the right size. Either way you’re in for a lot of measuring, price comparisons and trial and error as you fit them onto your chairs. If you instead put the same amount of effort into fixing the furniture, you could end up with a sparkling living room and seats that look better.

    7.  They limit your options. Maybe you don’t spill things on your chairs, and maybe you only need seat covers to extend the life of your old or worn furniture. If that’s the case, then those covers are serving a useful role—but it still doesn’t make them the best solution. Covering up older chairs is the easiest route, but it often keeps you from getting really creative and thinking up better ways to spruce up the room. You could try re-arranging the living room to take attention away from older furniture, installing a new design scheme or buying artwork to become the focus point of the room. Whatever you do, simply covering up the problem is not a great way to deal with it.

    Author Bio: Denise Hill is an avid blogger for NetQin, writing on a variety of topics.

  • 7 Reasons I Shouldn’t Do A Mexican Wave In My Living Room

    7 Reasons I Shouldn’t Do A Mexican Wave In My Living Room

    Ever wondered what would happen if you started a Mexican wave in your own living room?  I did.  I thought it through during the Brazil vs. Chile match last night.  I won’t be starting one.

     

    Uniformed British Police doing a Mexican Wave
    I love this picture!

     

    1.  I’ll look foolish. My wife won’t join in.  As I enthusiastically stand up and raise my arms aloft, she’ll gaze disdainfully over her knitting at me while rooted to the spot.  I’ll look like a fool.

     

    2.  She’ll look foolish. My wife joins in.  As – in response to me – she enthusiastically stands, raises her arms aloft, and jubilantly hurls her knitting ceiling-ward, I’ll gaze at her contemptuously at her thinking why is she joining in?  She looks like a fool.

    3. We’ll both look foolish. Our cat won’t join in.  He will gaze, apparently aghast, at the cretinous behaviour of the simpletons on the other sofa.  Why are they not paying me any attention?  What the hell are they doing?  They look like fools.

    4.  The cat will look foolish. The cat joins in.  My wife and I will gaze, slack-jawed, at the astonishing behaviour of the creature on the other sofa.  The useless animal can’t even catch birds.  Why is his only talent the Mexican wave?  Wow!  Okay, it’s quite  cool though.

    5.  Our neighbour will look foolish. He won’t join in.  He will, however, stare incredulously as he glimpses our Mexican wave through his living room window.  When he says, as an aside, to his wife, “Have you seen what the weird couple from across the street are up to now…Good lord! Is that a cat performing a Mexican wave?” He’ll look like a fool.  His wife will wonder whether to ration his port.

    6. Our neighbour’s wife will feel foolish. She won’t join in.  She will, however, glance furtively for the remainder of the World Cup – at her vociferously adamant husband’s insistence – to glimpse the Mexican waving cat through our living room window *.  Having invested a substantial amount of time dubiously looking for something so incredible and unlikely, she’ll feel like a fool.  What am I doing?  I’m trying to see a cat do a Mexican wave.  Is this how it started with Aunt Hilda?

    7.  South America will feel foolish. After all, if Brazil had played with a bit more flair, and Chile had more of a cutting edge in attack I wouldn’t even have been considering doing a Mexican wave in my own living room.  I’d have been fixated on the football.  Like I was during Mexico vs. Argentina.  Or most of the other matches.  Is this the most convoluted way of saying “dull match” ever?

     

    *Our cat absolutely, categorically does not join in with Mexican waves.  Please stay away from our windows during the World Cup.  There is nothing to see here.   Except for a man eating crisps, a woman knitting and a dozing cat.