Hi there, I’m Marc (feet). We had a bit of a disagreement over what to bring you this Sunday. Jon felt that my Er, Y’Know video should be brought to a wider audience, and that we should feature that today, and I wanted to have a look at 7 weird and wonderful Facebook groups. We failed to come to an agreement so we’ve brought you both – one on each side of the screen. You can choose whichever one you fancy.
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This is Marc’s Er, Y’know video. He made it last weekend. If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s well worth a watch. If you have, watch it again (I bet you can’t remember which side won).
I probably made a cup of tea while you were enjoying that. Mmmm. Tea. [/column]
[column width =”45%” padding =”5%”] There are many weird and wonderful groups and pages on Facebook. Here – as it’s a special number – are 7 of them.
1. How Headphones get Tangled up on Their Own, I’ll Never Understand…
A group devoted to wondering why earphones get tangled up on their own – they’re talking about earphones, rather than headphones – they’re right about the tangling though. How does that happen?
2. Is that an accent? Pardon me as I undress …
A group choc-full-of people that go weak at the knees when they hear someone speak English in a foreign accent. There are some extraordinary posts on their wall, including this one (if you click on it, it will grow)
3. I Want To Have Sex On A Grand Piano
Yup, me too. Not on a baby grand piano though. That would be wrong.
4. Physics doesn’t exist, it’s all gnomes
A group devoted to explaining all scientific and technological phenomena – in fact, pretty much everything – as the work of gnomes. Yes, gnomes. They also have a brilliant Wikipedia style website. There’s some beautifully inventive thinking going on there.
5. I’ve never had sex with a goat
I’m a member of this group, but it’s like the mafia. You can never leave. Seriously, do you want your newsfeed to show you left the group “I’ve never had sex with a goat”?
6. Students Against Odd-Numbered Staircases
Another group I’m a member of – though I’m no longer a student. I do, however, bound up and down staircases two steps at a time. The final step always requires a tricky adjustment – it’s a hazard to tall and energetic people. Architects take note.
7. 7 Reasons
The official Facebook page of 7 Reasons, which we’re launching today. Feel free to join. We hope to see you there.
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