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7 Reasons Ironing Is Dangerous

7 Reasons Ironing Is Dangerous

1.  Ironing Board Covers. Goodness knows why man can’t invent a cover that actually fits the ironing board properly. I don’t know, maybe it is just one of those impossible challenges. Like building a pyramid upside down. Anyway, an ironing board cover that decides to flap around and generally not stay where it is meant to, really annoys me. So much so that I might kick out. Unfortunately, the same git who decided not to design the...

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7 Reasons to Have a Lie-In

7 Reasons to Have a Lie-In

  1.  Avoid The Sun. Spending an extra hour in bed in the summer means that you avoid an extra hour of exposure to the sun,  This is a good thing.  The sun gives cancer; the sun gives burn; the sun can cause blindness.  It’s a hazard.  When people are exposed to the sun, their skin warms and darkens like that of a chicken in an oven.  This is because the sun is slowly cooking us, though for what nefarious purpose, I cannot begin to...

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