Chugging: It's a loathsome experience and I can't help thinking ill of chuggers either. And their chuggery-pokery just doesn't work on me. Here's why.

Junk mail. No one likes it, but there are valid reasons to embrace it. We don't mean give it a cuddle, that would be weird; we mean accept and enjoy it, because there are - fortunately for us - almost seven reasons to.

1.  Cheery People. As soon as the sun comes out people start smiling and being happy. It’s so annoying. At least it seemed to be for the cashier in WH Smith yesterday. All I said was ‘Good Morning’ and she looked at me as if I’d just molested her cat. (Not that I know what that look is. Obviously). 2.  Chuggers. Or to give them their more politically correct name, tossers. Okay that maybe a bit harsh, but there are bloody millions of...