Don't brush it, spray it. (Then go to the pub).

Sometimes, a Foxy Lady mug just doesn't hit the mark.

Harry needs to get married. Now!

1. Design. What is wrong with a picture of a robin or a Christmas tree or a snow covered church? It may be the traditional values I hold dear, but I don’t want to buy a card that has a picture of Santa with his pants around his ankles and a mince pie stuck up his backside. 2. Mother & Dad. I’m sorry, do the card manufacturers have a character limit that prevents them from using the correct format or something? It is not...