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  • 7 Reasons to buy an Austin Seven

    7 Reasons to buy an Austin Seven

    What’s this?  You’re doubtless thinking.  A 7 Reasons post on a Sunday?  That’s never happened before.  And you’d be right (probably).  But today, history has provided us with one, in the form of an Austin Seven advert from 1933.  And it’s brilliant; I’m so convinced by the arguments contained within it that I want one.  So here, for your entertainment, amusement and personal betterment, is the amazing advert and also a bit of an analysis.

    a period (30s, 1930s, thirties, 1932) car ad (advert, advertisment).  Motoring.

    1.  “It provides the cheapest form of road travel-a penny a mile for four, all in.”  This is astonishing.  If you (or I) were to purchase one of these and operate it as a taxi the profits would be so vast that we’d soon be richer than Croesus.  And conveniently, less dead.  Less than a penny a mile!

    2.  “It is extremely easy to drive, easy to park.”  That’s brilliant.  That will save me spending ten minutes reversing and going forward in a car before saying “fuck it” and abandoning it in the middle of the road.  It will also make it easy to train others to drive it (of which more later).

    3.  “It needs no mechanical knowledge; it is trouble-free.”  It’s an everlasting car that never needs to be tinkered with.  Fantastic.

    4.  “It is good for five, six or even more years of hard use.”  Oh, so it isn’t then.  Still, that’s quite a lot of use.  Especially hard use.  After all, it’s hard for cars to float on the sea, so for it to last five, six or even more years when being used to drive to and from France would be a good performance.

    5.  “It is as fully equipped and finely finished as cars three times its size.”  Superb.  It’s every bit as good as the Austin Twenty-One then.

    6.  “It is free from superfluous weight, being the lightest saloon car made-hence its unburdened power and light running costs.”  Unburdened power:  I like the sound of that and, even if there are costs involved in running the lights, I don’t care.  I’m sold on it.  I want one.

    7.  “It is the only baby car proved by the public for over twelve years.  No other car can give you equal results.”  Wait!  Baby car?  That’s amazing.  I have a baby.  I won’t even have to drive it myself!  I’m going train him to drive (it’s easy to drive, remember) and put him to work as a taxi driver.  Then I can sit back and wait for all of the money to come flooding in.  This is going to be amazing.

    *7 Reasons will return tomorrow, probably in diamond-encrusted form, with gold taps.

  • 7 Reasons That The Correct Font is Important

    7 Reasons That The Correct Font is Important

    Fonts: Sometimes we don’t pay enough attention to them, but choosing the correct one is vital for your project; be it a full blown advertising campaign, a sign for your office, a Christmas card or a publicity photo. Here are seven reasons why.

    1.  Playfulness.  Kristen is a lovely, whimsical, childlike font which, when used correctly, imbues the work with a sense of playfulness and naivety.  When used incorrectly however, it is not as effective:

    Adolf Hitler poster with a swastika at Nuremberg saluting (salute) with brownshirts (painting, picture,propaganda). ITC Kristen Font

    The message Drive to the East was intended as a call to invasion and conquest.  This poster may still encourage people to drive East, but now they’ll be doing it in Smart cars whilst drinking Innocent smoothies and listening to Death Cab For Cutie.  The Kristen font is too jaunty for Hitler.

    2.  Menace.  Similarly, Fraktur is a font associated with much Nazi propaganda and many of their legal notices.  When used in this context however, it rather blurs the message:

    a cute bunny picture poster to raise funds for the animal shelter.  Fraktur font

    Even the sad face can’t rescue this one.  The font exudes menace and it makes it appear more of a threat than an appeal:  That if you don’t give them money, ranks of jack-booted stormtroopers will goose-step on poor Flopsy. :’-(  Still quite an effective message though.

    3.  Cool.  Some fonts – Sidewalk in this instance – are rather cool and edgy and, when used sparingly, can really make an impact.

    An office notice about washing up teacups using the sidewalk font

    When making a sign for the office kitchen though, they tend to work less well.  The thoughts of the users of the office kitchen will probably range from, “What in god’s name is that abomination on the wall?!”  to, “Wow!  Emma’s like the coolest person ever to have put up a sniffy notice about washing teacups.  Ever.”

    4. Minimalism.  The moon: A cold, empty, stark place which requires an appropriately minimal font and, when putting together an article on whether man will return to the moon, it’s important to use one.  And not this:

    A picture of the moon and speculation on man's return to it.

    French Script really isn’t doing this picture any favours.  It’s over-elaborate, cluttered, and just not spacey enough.  And it’s French.  They’ve never been to the moon.  They rarely go as far as Sussex.

    5.  Seasonality.  Christmas: Evocative of roaring fires, presents, carol singing, peace, goodwill and happy families spending quality time together at home.

    A Victorian Christmas scene bearing the legend, "Merry Christmas To One And All".  Digital Readout Thick Upright font

    But when your Christmas card features the Digital Readout Thick Upright font, you introduce the spectre of The Terminator into the traditional family Christmas, and that doesn’t seem like it will go well.  Even if he does bring presents from the future.

    6.  Clarity.  Clean crisp fonts such as Gill Sans exude class.  With a plain, unfussy font your carefully chosen words are showcased to their best advantage.  The BBC use Gill Sans, and the famous Volkswagen Lemon advert used a similar font.  Sometimes though, it’s not a good idea to go minimal:

    An extraordinary comment on a Youtube video using a Gill Sans font.

    Because the reader’s attention is drawn to every error and mad utterance in your crazed internet rant.  And yes, I did cut and paste this from a comment on one of our posts.  Answers on a postcard?

    7.  Gasp! There’s a lot of snobbery around the use of MS Comic Sans.  And many perfectly reasonable people say that it should never, ever be used; there are websites and Facebook groups that campaign against it.  But they’re wrong.  Because I’ve found a use for it:

    A black and white (B & W) publicity picture (portrait) of Jonathan Lee. (7 Reasons/7reasons.org).  MS Comic Sans font

    You can use it to take perfectly good, artfully shot publicity photos, and make them funnier.  I’m so happy with this one that I’m not even going to charge for it.  Finally, a use for Comic Sans.

  • Russian Roulette Sunday: Advertising Take II

    Russian Roulette Sunday: Advertising Take II

    The 7 (seven) Reasons Russian Roulette Sunday logo featuring Christopher Walken from the Deer Hunter

    Hi!  Marc here again.  Last week, as you may recall, we blew our entire advertising budget on a film by Pearl & Dean.  To be honest, we were a bit disappointed by it.  We were so disappointed, in fact, that we thought we could probably do better ourselves.  We reasoned that with my capacity for historical perspective and Jon’s talent for understatement and his innate modesty, it wouldn’t be too difficult to put together a simple and cheap – yet memorable – advert for our website.  Here it is:

    7 Reasons Advert II

    So, in conclusion, please send donations to:

    The 7 Reasons Advertising Fund

    7 Reasons Towers

    London

    W12 7RJ

     

     

  • Russian Roulette Sunday : Advertising

    Russian Roulette Sunday : Advertising

    Hi, Marc here.  Happy Sunday.  At 7 Reasons we’re very serious about bringing a new audience to our website and we work very hard to spread the word about it.  We don’t have much of an advertising budget though – which is why we’re always delighted when people retweet our work and use the Share buttons – but we thought that, as we’ve already got our own money invested in 7 Reasons, we really should splash out a bit on advertising.  Now we couldn’t afford much but we reasoned (that’s our speciality) that with the global economic downturn, and Jon’s contacts in the advertising business, we should be able to find someone that could professionally put together an advert to suit our budget.  The guys that made it haven’t worked for a while, so they were delighted to help.  Here’s what they came up with.

    7 Reasons Pearl & Dean Advert

    So, to summarise, please keep retweeting and using the Share buttons. Thanks.

  • 7 Reasons TV Adverts Annoy Us

    7 Reasons TV Adverts Annoy Us

    1.  Interruptions.  Let’s start with the obvious. Ads interrupt programmes. And just when you are getting into them as well. Now you have to wait five minutes to see if the bloke is dead or not. Then you find out he isn’t and curse the show for being unrealistic. He shot him in the head for goodness sake.

    2. Voiceovers. That famous bloke is doing the voiceover for a financial advert. You just can’t place the voice. You spend the whole evening trying to work out who it is. You can’t sleep. You are tired the next day. The presentation goes badly. You get fired.

    3.  False Advertising. Some of the claims that adverts make are quite frankly bollocks. Take Gaviscon for example. ‘Oh no! I have heartburn. I won’t be able to save the stranded hiker using my rescue helicopter. I know! I’ll have some Gaviscon. That’s much better. Now I can save lives.’

    4.  Michael Winner. If Michael Winner is not annoying enough, it’s his bloody stupid catchphrase, “Don’t worry dear, it’s a commercial”. Twat.

    5.  Dubbing. It’s an advert for some sort of grooming product. Probably a razor. Or Just For Men. The gaudy font clearly shows it’s an American advert, so why have they employed some Brits to dub over the top? And why does it never sync properly? It’s just very, very poor workmanship.

    6.  They’re loud. Because everyone knows we go to the kitchen during the break, the ads are 50db louder than the show you are watching. Naturally, you turn the volume down as the adverts start. When you get back in the room you forget to turn it up again though. As a result you miss the really important conversation that explains how Inspector Frost knew the murderer was the one with the wooden leg and the false eye lashes.

    7.  They can’t keep it real. Not all adverts are bad. The spectacularNicole and Papa ads for Renault Clio had the British public on tenterhooks. I don’t know how many Renault Clio’s were actually sold, but that is hardly the point. Nicole was fit. As this – one of the first ads in the series – proves.

    As the series went on we fell in love. With Nicole, Papa and the Clios. So much so that 23 million of us tuned in for this – the final outing. But, of course, the advertising agency just had to ruin it for us didn’t they?

    Reeves and Mortimer? What the hell were they thinking? A nation mourned and Nicole ended up working for Rover. She was made redundant in 2004 and now sells ice-cream from the back of a burger van.*

    *This is not true.

    I feel much better now. Amazing to think I used to be in advertising really