7 Reasons to Have a Lie-In
1. Avoid The Sun. Spending an extra hour in bed in the summer means that you avoid an extra hour of exposure to the sun, This is a good thing. The sun gives cancer; the sun gives burn; the sun can cause blindness. It’s a hazard. When people are exposed to the sun, their skin warms and darkens like that of a chicken in an oven. This is because the sun is slowly cooking us, though for what nefarious purpose, I cannot begin to...
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Sharing a bed with people can often be fun. But not always. Sometimes - I'm told - it isn't much fun at all. In fact, I'm led to believe that it can be downright irritating. Here are 7 Reasons that you shouldn't share a bed with me. Ever.
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