Harry needs to get married. Now!

We've just worked out how the nation can beat the recession. Now click this link and read about it.

Sharks. It's a tough life.

1. Eating.  Eating would be better with an extra hand.  Young love-struck couples would be able to eat properly and hold hands at the same time.  More established couples would be able to eat properly and repel the advances of their chip-stealing spouse at the same time.  Old couples would be able to eat properly and take their pills at the same time.  Single people would be able to use all of the cutlery at once. 2.  Driving.  Driving...