7 Reasons That It’s Right To Allow The Use Of the Elbow In Football
Today, in a bold and enlightened move, Mark Clattenberg condoned the use of the elbow in football. It's a jolly good idea, here's why.
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7 Reasons to be Glad We’re Playing Germany (Again)
It’s been a fraught week at 7 Reasons (.org). First we upgraded the website, then we redesigned the website, then we had a catastrophic failure of the website which left us offline for a day and then we fixed it, and are still tinkering with it to make it more stable. This caused confusion. We didn’t know whose turn it was to post yesterday. So, being diligent, conscientious humourists, we both wrote one. Sadly, we found...
Read More7 Reasons England Will Beat Ze Germans
1. Ze German Edlines. The German hacks are primed to write such classics as So Klose, But So Far. Although obviously they’ll write it in German. So it’ll be something like Zo Klose, But Zo Var. Basically, Miroslav Klose is going to take a shot from 50-yards which ricochets off the crossbar, flies up the other end of the pitch and finds the net. Net result England 1-0 Germany. German hacks have their headlines. 2. Ze Tactics. I...
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