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  • Guest Post: 7 Reasons Your Friends’ Social Profiles Have Been Hacked (And How To Spot If They Have)

    Guest Post: 7 Reasons Your Friends’ Social Profiles Have Been Hacked (And How To Spot If They Have)

    How well do you know the people you’re connected to on social media? Would you know if they’d been hacked? Would you know why they were hacked?

    Every day the people we follow create hundreds of updates. We get status posts. Photo uploads. Direct messages. We get links to off-site content.

    But sometimes the stuff your friends post looks weird. Why? Most of your friends probably have a weak understanding of internet security, and might be using the same guessable password across all their social and email accounts.

    Basically, they’re very hackable, and they need some free virus protection. So how do you know if your friend has been hacked or if you just need to unfollow them?

    Here are some tips to work out how and why your friends may have been hacked…or whether you might actually just need to unfriend them…

    Facebook Hacked

    1.  The strange Twitter DM. A friend sends you a peculiar direct message. It says someone has said something bad about you on a blog. Or it doesn’t say anything, there’s just a strange-looking link with no explanation.

    This is spam. Your friend has been hacked. Do not click on the link. It’s probably a phishing scam. The hacker wants your account data, and the link could lead to the internet’s version of Mordor.

    Stay in the Shire. Get in touch with your friend and let them know what’s happening. And tell them to change their password!

    2.  The unexpected Google+ invitation. Out of the blue a friend invites you to join them on Google+. Is this spam? Have they been hacked? Of course. No one uses Google+!

    Actually, that’s unfair. And far from the truth. Google’s social baby has just overtaken Twitter to become the world’s second-biggest networking site. Your friend’s message is almost certainly legit.

    So respond to your friend and join them on G+. Unless you don’t like them, in which case pretend you never got the message and have never heard of Google+.

    3.  The relentless Facebook updates. One of your friends begins posting relentlessly about games they’re playing. You get constant newsfeed updates about the in-game levels they’ve completed, items they’ve found and secrets they’ve unlocked.

    You also keep getting notifications about the apps they’re using, and never-ending invitations to install garish-looking third-party widgets.

    Your friend’s Facebook profile has not been hacked. They simply have a poor grasp of the site’s posting and privacy settings. You need to either unfriend this person or hide all updates from them apart from the absolute essentials. It depends on how you feel about poor social media etiquette.

    Alternatively, you might want to let them know about the volume of stuff they’re posting. They might actually be cool, but not realise they’re essentially spamming their friends with digital gibberish.

    4.  The bizarre Vine messages. Similar to the Twitter direct messages, your friends start posting odd sayings, messages and links in comments on your videos. Your friends don’t usually do this. Is it legit? What’s going on?

    It’s likely that your friends’ have been hacked. Vine is a new social platform, and people may not have got a grasp on the security settings for their accounts yet.

    Most likely the hacker is just spamming for the lulz. Or more sinister forces could be at work. In either case, don’t click on the links, and let your friends know what someone is posting in their name.

    Burger King Hacked
    This guy who calls himself the Burger King got hacked by some Scottish bloke called MacDonald. Sort of.

    5.  The Tumblr that tumbles in quality. You notice that your friend’s old fashion and pop culture blog has become active again. Hooray! But wait – they’ve started blogging about kitchen cabinets and laptops and foreign holidays. The posts are nonsensical. What’s going on?

    It’s spam for sure. What’s happened is a hacker has gained access to your friend’s blog and started posting ‘spun’ articles. Spun content is like digital sewage clogging up the web. Don’t become part of the blockage!
    Holler at your friend and let them know what’s happening with their blog. They’ll be eternally grateful.

    6.  The Instagram account that flips. Your friend used to post awesomely arty photos on Instagram. They uploaded interesting images of bars, restaurants, mountains, sunsets, food and clothes. Now they only post images of their kids.

    What’s happened? Your friend has grown up and had kids. It happens. Unfortunately, they’ve also decided that all people want to see them post now is pictures of their children.

    This syndrome is not confined to Instagram, either. Once contracted, it may spread to all your friend’s social profiles. It’s usually incurable, but there’s hope in the form of browser plug-ins that swap newsfeed photos of babies for cool images.

    7.  The email that promises unbelievable riches. Ok, email isn’t officially a social media profile, but if it’s part of your Google profile the lines begin to blur.

    So you check out your email inbox. There’s a message from a friend. The subject line tells you they’ve made lots of money from the internet.

    Unless you know your friend has recently reaped the rewards of some digital startup enterprise, this is probably spam or a scam – the hackers want to gain access to sensitive data on your computer through malware.

    So don’t click on any links in the email. In fact, don’t open the email at all. Drop your friend a line and let them know. Again: password, password, password.

    About the author: Andrew Tipp is a writer, blogger and editor. He is a full-time digital scribbler and part-time appreciator of Britney Spears. In his spare time he eats bacon.

  • 7 Reasons The News of the World Should Hack My Phone

    7 Reasons The News of the World Should Hack My Phone

    Breaking News:  Sienna Miller has received a payout of £100,000 in damages from the News of the World as compensation for hacking her phone.  This seems like a nice bit of business for her, but not such a good deal for them.  But I have a better one.  I would like to propose that the News of the World hack my phone as I believe it would be a mutually beneficial arrangement.  Here are seven reasons why.

    1.  It Would Be Easier.  I don’t mind the News of the World hacking my phone.  I’ll quite happily consent to it (on my terms).  That means that you’ll have to spend a lot less time and money on skulduggery and post-hacking legal fees.  Sure, there’ll be less exposure if it’s legal, but the savings will more than offset the loss of free publicity.  And the News of the World will be able to stop reporting on the goings on at the News of the World every week, so your staff would be able to get out of the office and get some fresh air.  They’d like that.  You’d have a happier, healthier work force.

     

    2.  It Would Be Different.  The tabloid papers are full of stories telling us what celebrities are wearing on the beach and it’s always a bikini that reveals super sizzlin’ so and so’s superb post-baby beach bod/frumpy formerly fab actresses new-found flab/supermodel’s cellulite horror! (delete as appropriate).  I don’t own a bikini and display none of those things on the beach so would be a genuine point of difference for your paper.  Surely there are people out there that would rather see pictures of a man on a beach dressed in a shirt, jeans and a sensible pair of brogues cavorting with a bag of chips or pointing at a donkey.  I also make sandcastles.

     

    3.  It Would Benefit My Friends And Family.  And that’s important.  As a fellow practitioner of the Jonathan-Lee-Method-of-Telephonic-Acknowledgement, I too ignore the phone a lot, as I’m usually busy doing something else; often something to do with writing, babies or writing about babies.  This means that I can be quite hard to get hold of.  If you hacked my phone then everyone that calls me for information would be able to keep up with what I’m doing in your newspaper and there’d be fewer calls for me to ignore.  That would greatly benefit both my friends and the woman with the monotone voice that tells me how many messages I have.  She must be quite tired of it.

     

    4.  It Would Benefit Me.  I often don’t know what I’m supposed to be doing or where I’m supposed to be on any given day and my life seems to be an endless whirl of almost-missed appointments and sudden changes of plan.  If my phone was hacked, I could read about what I was supposed to be doing that day in the morning paper.  That would be a big help.  That would save me from buying the diary that I never use once a year and it would save my wife from leaving notes stuck to the espresso machine for me to find in the morning.

     

    5.  It Would Be Interesting.  I’ll level with you: I know almost nothing about Sienna Miller.  She probably spends her time swanning about* in yachts and near red carpets in a gown; I just don’t care enough to find out.  I do, however, know loads about myself so it stands to reason** that I’m more interesting than Sienna Miller.  Who wouldn’t prefer to find out about the lifestyle of a York-based, tiramisu-obsessed father and humourist?  I visit quilt museums and send texts about the war.  That’s the sort of stuff that will really shift papers.

     

    6.  It Would Generate An Additional Revenue Stream.  About 60%*** of my voicemails are from people asking where I am, usually because I’m late or in the wrong place or forgot I was supposed to be somewhere because I didn’t write it down/have time to make a coffee.  With phone location and Google Maps though, it would be possible for a live Marc-location to be streamed on the News of the World website.  At any given moment readers could find out where I was.  I could find out where I was.  And where I’d been too.  I could also pretend to be a glamorous international gadabout by posting my phone to friends overseas. I’d like that, and the subscribers to the Marc-Locator, the Map-o-Marc, the Marc-o-Loco-Tron (I’ll work on the name) would doubtless find it thrilling.  I’d definitely subscribe.

     

    7.  I’m Cheaper Than Sienna Miller.  I’d quite happily settle for £50,000 to have my phone hacked by Rupert Murdoch.  For that, he can have the voicemails, the text messages, the live GPS location, the conversations with my sister about how to dismantle a travel cot and the pictures my wife takes of the cat when I foolishly leave my phone unattended.  At £50,000, I’m a bargain.   Hack me!

     

    *Free bonus link!

    **If we don’t subject this statement to a rigorous analysis.

    ***Made up figure: I’m not so dull that I spend my time cataloguing and categorising my voicemail messages.