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7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Date A Polar Bear

7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Date A Polar Bear

1.  Inuits, Yupiks, Chukchis, Nenets and Russian Pomors. You are really going to piss them off. To them, a polar bear is the ultimate utility. They use the fur for trousers, fat for fuel, the gallbladder for medicinal purposes and the teeth as amulets. You start dating a polar bear and the Inuits are going to have to start walking around with bare legs. 2.  Bathroom Usage. If you do insist on dating a polar bear, then you have to understand...

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