1. Distraction. Intrigue people and make them miss the bus.
2. Revision. Particularly helpful if you’re studying for a degree in Star Wars at Southampton Solent University.
3. State The Obvious. Give people what you say you will and nothing else.
4. Logic. Don’t make promises you can’t get someone else to help you keep.
5. Gift. If someone you know has let you down, show you can turn the other cheek by getting them some seafood.
6. Cruelty. Got some pent-up frustration you need to get rid of? Take it out on this guy.
7. Community Spirit. Looking wintery outside? Do something fun together.
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