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7 Reasons The Birthday Tea Could Have Gone Better

7 Reasons The Birthday Tea Could Have Gone Better

1.  The Present. Make sure you give it to your girlfriend before she goes to work. Otherwise you will spend all day worrying about whether she will like it or not. In this state of anxiety you may forget the more important things. Like taking your wallet to Sainsburys with you. 2.  Balloons. These should not be blown up near cacti. Not only will it give you heart palpitations, you will also feel a massive prick. 3.  Banners. It really...

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7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Display Too Much Cleavage

7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Display Too Much Cleavage

At 7 Reasons, we’re not experts on everything we write about.  Today, however, is an exception.  Who better to write about cleavage than a man?  After all, we think about breasts a lot.  This can only go well. 1.  Temperature.  Women are often at the wrong temperature.  They’re usually either too hot or too cold.  Chivalry isn’t dead, however, and if a man sees a woman that looks chilly, he’ll say something like, “You look...

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