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7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Date A Polar Bear

7 Reasons You Shouldn’t Date A Polar Bear

1.  Inuits, Yupiks, Chukchis, Nenets and Russian Pomors. You are really going to piss them off. To them, a polar bear is the ultimate utility. They use the fur for trousers, fat for fuel, the gallbladder for medicinal purposes and the teeth as amulets. You start dating a polar bear and the Inuits are going to have to start walking around with bare legs. 2.  Bathroom Usage. If you do insist on dating a polar bear, then you have to understand...

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7 Reasons You Know He Was A Cub Scout

7 Reasons You Know He Was A Cub Scout

  1.  Good with targets. This harbours back to the days when he was obsessed with achieving. He was obsessed with achieving because in the Cub Scouts you were rewarded heavily. With badges. Anyone who is rewarded with badges at a young age is going to be programmed into thinking they will always be rewarded with badges. So they keep trying. And he probably likes achieving things three times over doesn’t he? That’s because you...

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