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7 Reasons That The Netherlands Will Win The World Cup.

7 Reasons That The Netherlands Will Win The World Cup.

1.  Un-likeability.  Almost every successful World Cup team contains at least one thoroughly un-likeable character: Maradona, Rudi Voller, Gerd Muller and Marco Materazzi are all World Cup winners and in their squad the Netherlands have diving, whinging, sour-faced git Arjen Robben (the only thoroughly un-likeable Dutch person), so they’re bound to succeed.  How we’ll all loathe him when he lifts the World Cup aloft on Saturday.  But,...

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7 Reasons to Paint Your Front Door Orange

7 Reasons to Paint Your Front Door Orange

Your front door isn't orange, and you're probably quite happy with that arrangement. But you shouldn't be. I've been considering the colour of your front door for a while now, and there are seven reasons that you should paint you front door orange. And here they are. You're welcome.

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