7 Reasons

Tag: Scary

  • Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Move Overseas

    Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Move Overseas

    Ever considered moving to a new country? Perhaps you are restless at home, maybe you just need a fresh start, perhaps there are better career opportunities abroad. Whatever your thoughts, are 7 reasons to convince you.

    7 Reasons To Move Overseas

    1. It’s scary. So, so scary. And it’s not just the big stuff that is scary – family, friends, job, home; it’s the little things as well. Things like not knowing which radio station to listen to, or how to use the bus, or having to ask what obscure children’s programme everyone is talking to. But it’s great because it’s scary. As the great Eleanor Roosevelt said, “do one thing every day that scares you.” Make one of those scary things moving overseas, and that can definitely count for at least a week’s worth of scary things.

    2. You make new friends from scratch. You know when you starting dating someone new and it’s great fun because you get to find out loads about a new person, like where they grew up, their favourite music, how they like their eggs? This is also true of making new friends. It can be tough, because as with potential boyfriend or girlfriend, sometimes they will turn out to be duds. But don’t let that put you off! The one is out there for you!

    3. You get to see another culture from the inside. In a way that you can’t possibly access during a short visit, you will come to know a different culture from a fly-on-the-wall perspective. You watch their TV and find out which newspapers are right wing or left wing. You learn stereotypes and what their comedy is.

    4. Realising you’re a local in a new area is brilliant. The moment you notice you’ve finally stopped using a smartphone app to get you around your new ‘hood is a great moment, because you’ve absorbed your new surroundings. Even better is being asked for directions by a native and being able to give them. And better than that? Bumping into people you know on the street.

    5. Bragging rights on Facebook. Because what could be a better reason to move abroad than making others jealous over social media? “Just chilling at [insert cool location] with [insert cool new friend’s name] before heading to [insert cool band’s gig] and then [insert cool, location-specific activity]. Whatevz.”

    6. Homesickness really sucks. This might not sound like a reason to move overseas particularly, but it is a cathartic experience to have a cry once in a while because a song came up on shuffle that reminds you of home. It makes you value friends and family that much more.

    7. Coming home again is excellent. Returning like the prodigal son, you are showered in love, free drinks, attention and meals. Whether it’s just for Christmas or you’re home for good, seeing, touching and smelling home and all the people in it after a lengthy absence is truly brilliant.

    Author Bio: Vivienne Egan moved to the UK from Australia a year and a half ago. She is a writer for International Healthcare Insurance company, Now Health, and regularly cries at Tim Minchin’s White Wine in the Sun.

  • Russian Roulette Sunday: Halloween Special

    Russian Roulette Sunday: Halloween Special

    Hi, Marc here.  Happy Halloween.  Jon and I thought long and hard about what to bring you on el Día de los Muertos and, having considered it for some time we began working on a project early last week.  Then things went a bit awry, and we ended up postponing it until next year.  So it was left to me to write the Halloween special alone.  And, looking into the dark recesses of my soul for inspiration, I came up with a horror-filled tale of woe and dread.  Do not read on if you are of a nervous disposition.  Or if you are a lover of poetry.

    a scary picture of a spooky house

    1

    ‘Twas a crisp, moonlit night, and all was still,

    yet into the house came a terrible chill,

    the creak of a door, an inrush of air,

    the muffled report of a foot on the stair.

    2

    The woman awoke, and sat with a start,

    with trembling hands, and a racing heart,

    was it her husband, returned from the bar?

    Was it a spectre, or a burglar?

    3

    A rustling sound rose up from the kitchen,

    and this resolved her to spring into action,

    Shrilly, she called, in a faltering voice,

    “Who is that down there, that’s causing the noise?”

    4

    No answer was given, to her nervous query,

    she listened and listened, the silence was eerie,

    and so it was, with a palpable dread,

    she resolved to get up and stepped out of the bed.

    5

    She crossed the room swiftly, donning her gown,

    tiptoed through the door and prepared to go down,

    to discover who-knew-what was down there.

    She stifled a whimper and went down the stairs.

    6

    Breathlessly she crept, along the hallway,

    and when she arrived at the kitchen doorway,

    she flung open the door, and switched on the light,

    and then she received the most terrible fright.

    7

    She recoiled in horror, and let out a shriek,

    she fell to the floor unable to speak,

    she covered her eyes and continued to scream,

    ‘twas quite the most horrible thing that she’d seen.

    8

    So what was this horror, this terror, this sight?

    That haunted the kitchen in the dead of night?

    The most hideous thing she ever will see,

    ‘twas the bone-chilling mask of Jonathan Lee.

    A scary Jonathan Lee mask hanging from a pan rack

    Have a great Halloween!  Oh, and if you haven’t read it yet, this comes highly recommended:  7 Reasons we Should Trick-or-Treat Ourselves out of the Deficit

  • 7 Reasons I Should Sue Disney

    Disney might have a reputation for making child friendly animations, but each and every one of them gave me nightmares. And I can’t be alone. The animators did some bloody scary things when they were colouring in.

    Nightmare 1.  Snow White And The Seven Dwarves. The Queen in Snow White concocts a potion and turns into my then next-door neighbour. As a result of not being able to bring myself to go next door, Disney owe me £45.75. (Or 22 tennis balls, one football and three badminton shuttlecocks).

    [youtube l9GJtM9lN-I Snow White – Queen Becomes The Witch]

    Nightmare 2.  Jungle Book. The slippery snake that is Kaa decides to make his eyes go all funny. Disney owe me two years worth of eyes as that is how long I spent not looking directly at people.

    [youtube TRASn4tcXFE Jungle Book – Kaa Hypnotizes Mowgli]

    Nightmare 3.  The Little Mermaid. The ugliest creation ever. And she wanted to hurt Ariel. Disney owe me a £5000 Hackett voucher for the clothes I ruined using lesser quality soap powders. They only have themselves to blame. If they’d called her Daz…

    [youtube LG8qwzUE1jE The Little Mermaid – Ursula The Witch]

    Nightmare 4.  Fantasia. The whole film was nightmare enough. How long did it last? Two weeks or something? This scene inparticular gave me the creeps though. Dancing broomsticks. Well, actually, not just dancing broomsticks. Dancing broomsticks and a haunting musical accompaniment. Disney owe me house cleaner.

    [youtube R-7Qar1lFjo Fantasia – The Sorcerer’s Apprentice]

    Nightmare 5.  Lady And The Tramp. Not only did the siamese cats look scary, the bloody song made them terrifying. Disney owe me a pet.

    [youtube TpPGE_SKtA4 Lady And The Tramp – Siamese Cats]

    Nightmare 6.  Dumbo. Elephants made out of bubbles. Need I say more. This is probably the single most scary act in any Disney film ever. Disney owe me 3000 litres of soapy water as this is how much I threw out instead of making bubbles from it. You know, just in case.

    [youtube RJv2Mugm2RI Dumbo – Pink Elephants On Parade]

    Nightmare 7.  Bambi’s Mum Dies. Why? Why did this have to happen? What had Bambi’s mum done to the bastard who shot her? From the very moment I saw this – when cinema tickets cost about £1.90 – I was scarred. Disney owe me a deer. Called ‘Mother’.

    [youtube -eHr-9_6hCg Bambi – Bambi’s Mum Dies]