It has slowly dawned of me that monkeys are more advanced than we are. Monkeys, of course, already knew this. But I didn't: I'm not a monkey. Here are seven reasons that monkeys are more advanced than us (I'm assuming you're a person too, by the way).

Sometimes, modern men just aren't as manly as they're told they should be. Here are seven reasons why.

1.  “There are practical little things in housekeeping which no man really understands.” For use when your wife returns home from a bit of shopping, to see that you have tried to do the dusting as she asked, but you have just dusted around all the objects on the mantel piece. She doesn’t think this is a good enough effort. 2.  “If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavour.” For use when your friends...