7 Reasons It’s A Disaster England Lost The Bid To Host The 2018 World Cup
England aren't going to be hosting the 2018 World Cup. This is bad. Especially for Scotland.
Read More7 Reasons That The World Cup Final Was A Disappointment
The World Cup final. Perhaps the ultimate sporting event. It was such a let down though. Can we have Sunday night back? 7 Reasons That The World Cup Final Was A Disappointment
Read MoreRussian Roulette Sunday: There Is No Such Thing As A Psychic Octopus
What is it about the name Paul? Half the world becomes convinced that an octopus is psychic and half of Paul Gascoigne thinks that a murderer wants to do a spot of fishing. Rather worryingly, that was his sane half. We need to return to normality and thankfully this is where I step in. For all of you who have been taken in by Paul the Octopus, you need to watch this. He’s not psychic. He’s a chancer. Just like me. There Is No...
Read More7 (+3) Reasons Why Spain Will Win The World Cup
1. Gerd Muller. German World Cup Winner in 1974. He looked like a girl. 2. Mario Kempes. Argentine World Cup Winner in 1978. He looked like a girl who didn’t care. She probably had hairy armpits too. 3. Bruno Conti. Italian World Cup Winner in 1982. He looked like a butch girl and someone had just stolen her skipping rope. 4. Maradona. Argentine World Cup Winner in 1986. He looked like a petulant girl intrigued by her very first...
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