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7 Reasons That Shaking Hands Is Weird

7 Reasons That Shaking Hands Is Weird

Shaking hands: it's a well established custom. You've probably already shaken hands with someone today (unless you've just got out of bed and are reading this in your pants). But have you ever really thought about it? It strikes us that it's just a bit...well...weird, frankly.

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7 Reasons Asterix Is Better Than Tintin

7 Reasons Asterix Is Better Than Tintin

1.  The Hair. Yes, so it is mustardy bordering on bright yellow, but at least when Asterix removes his helmet it reveals an uncontrollable mess. It doesn’t seem seem to matter what time of the day it is or where Tintin has been, he always has a Cameron Diaz hairstyle. There is just no product on the market that can hold a style for that long. 2.  Travel. Asterix actually goes to real places. Britain and Corsica and Spain and Belgium....

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7 Reasons to get your Children a Cat.

7 Reasons to get your Children a Cat.

1.  Cleanliness.  Cats are self-cleaning.  They fastidiously preen themselves with their Velcro-textured tongues and consequently, unlike dogs, never require bathing.  In fact, cats are much cleaner than children and therefore set a good example to them.  They also bury their own excrement so you don’t have to worry about that either.  If you’re really lucky, they’ll bury it in a neighbour’s garden.  This is probably something...

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7 Reasons to Support the Postal Strike

7 Reasons to Support the Postal Strike

1.  There will be no post and, as a result, no bills will be delivered.  This means that everything will be free.  Your gas and electricity will be free.  Everything you buy using a credit card will be free.  There will be no bank statements so you can’t be overdrawn.  Result! 2.  My postman’s a whistler.  He’s awful, he might be whistling tunes by The Average White Band, Perry Como or Beyonce, I can’t quite tell.  Now I...

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