Sharing a bed with people can often be fun. But not always. Sometimes - I'm told - it isn't much fun at all. In fact, I'm led to believe that it can be downright irritating. Here are 7 Reasons that you shouldn't share a bed with me. Ever.

1.  It’s a book. There is nothing worse than receiving a book when you are a child. Especially when the book contains stupid facts about the smallest puddle and the biggest conker found in Newcastle-upon-Tyne. 2.  The child will have to look happy. They will be suppressing their true feelings. Feelings of anger and pain. They are basically lying to themselves and everyone else. Their future is now one of self-harm or joining MI5. 3....