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7 Reasons It’s Outrageous The BBC Have Cancelled Last Of The Summer Wine

7 Reasons It’s Outrageous The BBC Have Cancelled Last Of The Summer Wine

1.  It Has Sunday Written All Over It. Last Of The Summer Wine is Sunday. On it comes at around 6pm and immediately the nation realises it will soon be Monday. That is Last Of The Summer Wine’s job. Getting people depressed so they start the week off in the right way. Now what are we going to do? We can’t be happy on Monday morning. That would be wrong. 2.  The Joke. It’s the same one. It always has been. I haven’t...

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Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Watch Eastenders

Guest Post: 7 Reasons To Watch Eastenders

A few weeks back, Claire Quinn talked to us about freckles. And why they rocked. So convinced were Marc and I by her reasons, that we popped outside to catch some rays. We’ve just come back in to find Claire back on the sofa. She’s watching Eastenders. So while she tells you why it’s great, Marc and I are going back outside. 1.  Happiness. Ok I hear you… “Eastenders” and “happy” aren’t really words you...

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7 Reasons 7 Robin Hoods Have Been Useless

7 Reasons 7 Robin Hoods Have Been Useless

When I was a child, I loved the stories of Robin Hood. This great outlaw who beat the baddies and gave to the goodies. So when it comes to the big screen, I would like to know why they always cock it up. Why the hell can’t Robin be the Robin I admired so much when I was sat in bed in my Super-Ted pyjamas? Let’s have a look at seven Robin Hoods. And why they were rubbish. 1.  Errol Flynn. The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938). He was...

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7 Reasons That The BBC Election Night Coverage Was Weird

7 Reasons That The BBC Election Night Coverage Was Weird

1.  Fiona Bruce. Bizarrely, for their election special, the BBC decided to segregate the sexes, with the men downstairs and the women upstairs.  Queen of the woman-zone was – of course – Fiona Bruce.  She was obviously so determined to be seen as the prettiest of them all that she appeared to be wearing all of the make-up.  I don’t just mean foundation, concealer, blusher and mascara (I have just reached the limit of my make-up...

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Election Special: 7 Reasons I Managed To Stay Up All Night

Election Special: 7 Reasons I Managed To Stay Up All Night

Yesterday, there was a general election. You may have noticed. The results came in over night. I was there. Throughout. This is how I did it. 10:00pm. So we have an Exit Poll – which it turns out is very different from an exit pole. It’s going to be Hung Parliament time. I can hardly contain myself. So I don’t and have a biscuit. Ten minutes into the programme and the BBC have a screen fail. Unfortunately, there was no screen...

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