Why go on holiday when the real fun is at the airport?

Ties: They're odd. They serve very little practical purpose as clothing and in many scenarios they can constitute a hazard to the wearer. You should avoid wearing them if at all practicable. Here are seven reasons that you shouldn't wear one. Ever.

You must wear a tie. If you don't wear a tie, bad things happen. Wear a tie!

1.  Tackle Dangerous Ground. You can take two areas that should just not work together, i.e.: sex and fire, and merge them. You couldn’t show two people having a fondle on a bonfire in a TV show, but you can write a song called Sex On Fire and it’s fine. 2.  Huge Creative License. You can call something something when it’s not actually that something. Alanis Morissette’s Ironic for example. “It’s like rain...

1.  Maverick’s preferred choice of transport are motorbikes and MiGs. He basically likes a big engine between his legs. Or being strapped in with his hands clasped on a gearstick. 2.  Kelly McGillis plays the main female lead, yet she is often seen in elevators dressed as a man. She also has a ridiculously good knowledge of planes and we don’t see her shaving her legs once. 3.  The most iconic quote from the movie is, “I...