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7 Reasons It’s Dangerous To Drive A Golf Buggy Up The M4

7 Reasons It’s Dangerous To Drive A Golf Buggy Up The M4

1.  It’s the M4. What sort of road is that to start on? Surely logic would dictate that you build up to it? B roads to A roads to motorways. And then you wouldn’t start on the M4 would you? It would go M1, M2, M3 then M4. Fail to prepare, prepare to get arrested. 2.  Breakdown Cover. The AA and the RAC don’t provide cover for golf buggies. Which means if you get stuck between junctions you have got to push the thing bloody...

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7 Reasons Owl City’s Fireflies Is Nonsense

7 Reasons Owl City’s Fireflies Is Nonsense

1.  “You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I fell asleep.” Ten million fireflies? Seriously? Do you know how difficult that would be to organise? 2.  “’Cause they’d fill the open air, and leave teardrops everywhere.” Erm…if a firefly cried it would just put itself out. In fact it would probably drown itself. Logic fail and animal cruelty in one sentence. Classy. 3....

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7 Reasons We Shouldn’t Try To Contact Aliens

7 Reasons We Shouldn’t Try To Contact Aliens

This year is the fiftieth anniversary of SETI (the Search for Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence). For half a century mankind has been broadcasting into space, trying to contact extraterrestrial life forms. Is it really a good idea to get in touch with aliens though? Here are seven reasons that we shouldn’t.

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7 Reasons You Know You Are Still A Child At Heart

7 Reasons You Know You Are Still A Child At Heart

  1.  Aversion to Pavements Part 1. There’s a wall a couple of feet high next to the pavement. That looks like a far more entertaining place to walk. Especially as it’s quite thin and so has an element of risk. 2.  Aversion to Pavements Part 2. Cracks. They’re disasterous things to have on pavements. You must avoid them. Stepping on the cracks mean you lose the game. And the world implodes. 3.  Your Colleague’s...

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007 Reasons to be a Bond Villain

007 Reasons to be a Bond Villain

James Bond: Suave, sophisticated, international jet-setting spy and cultural icon. Every boy wants to grow up to be like Bond. But isn't he just a tad dull? Wouldn't it be much more fun to be a Bond villain? Of course it would. Here are seven reasons why.

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