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7 Reasons to Paint Your Front Door Orange

7 Reasons to Paint Your Front Door Orange

Your front door isn't orange, and you're probably quite happy with that arrangement. But you shouldn't be. I've been considering the colour of your front door for a while now, and there are seven reasons that you should paint you front door orange. And here they are. You're welcome.

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7 Reasons The New Radicals Should Have Done Their Research

7 Reasons The New Radicals Should Have Done Their Research

1.  Did the Captain of the Titanic cry? No he didn’t. In those days it was seen as a sign of weakness. Eye-witnesses have said he looked calm and in control. Which is quite impressive when you consider he had just smacked into an iceberg and ruined a brand new ocean liner. 2.  One day I’ll go dancing on the moon. As good as You Get What You Give was, I doubt the royalties will get you to the moon. The Moon Bar in Nevada maybe, but...

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7 Reasons The Voice Of The Tube Is Annoying

7 Reasons The Voice Of The Tube Is Annoying

1.  Fake Apologies. We Are Being Held At A Red Signal. We Apologise For The Delay. We? There is no we. You are a recorded voice. A recorded voice belonging to a woman who got paid to say it. No one who gets paid to apologise really means it. 2.  Use Of Language. Alight Here. Who alights in this day any age? In fact who alighted in that day and age? No one alights. They hop off. Or jump off. Or barge past. Or miss their stop. 3.  Vagueness....

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