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7 Reasons You Should Never Go To Wimbledon With Me

7 Reasons You Should Never Go To Wimbledon With Me

The following is based on a true story. Sadly. 1.  Rain. That’s what you’ll see when you wake up. Loads of it. ‘Bloody typical,’ you will say, ‘every day at Wimbledon has been hot and sunny this year. Except today. When the roads are flooding’. You’ll then have to decide what clothes to wear. Which is never an easy thing to do. Skirt or trousers. Shoes or flip-flops. Bra or no bra. Okay, the last one...

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Election Special: 7 Reasons I Managed To Stay Up All Night

Election Special: 7 Reasons I Managed To Stay Up All Night

Yesterday, there was a general election. You may have noticed. The results came in over night. I was there. Throughout. This is how I did it. 10:00pm. So we have an Exit Poll – which it turns out is very different from an exit pole. It’s going to be Hung Parliament time. I can hardly contain myself. So I don’t and have a biscuit. Ten minutes into the programme and the BBC have a screen fail. Unfortunately, there was no screen...

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7 Reasons The Birthday Tea Could Have Gone Better

7 Reasons The Birthday Tea Could Have Gone Better

1.  The Present. Make sure you give it to your girlfriend before she goes to work. Otherwise you will spend all day worrying about whether she will like it or not. In this state of anxiety you may forget the more important things. Like taking your wallet to Sainsburys with you. 2.  Balloons. These should not be blown up near cacti. Not only will it give you heart palpitations, you will also feel a massive prick. 3.  Banners. It really...

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7 Reasons To Be Self-Employed

7 Reasons To Be Self-Employed

1.  It’s 00:00 to 23:59, not 9:00 to 17:00. You can choose when you work. If you want to work at 3am on a Sunday morning then that is fine. You answer to no one but yourself. Unless you live with your partner and your computer is in your bedroom. They probably don’t want to hear you bashing one out in the middle of the night. An email I mean. 2.  Social Media. To a normal boss in a normal company, the likes of twittering and...

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