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7 Reasons AC Milan vs Manchester United was a Disappointment

7 Reasons AC Milan vs Manchester United was a Disappointment

1.  Pancake Day.  Who the hell schedules a match on Pancake Day?  After all, no one plays on Christmas Day or on Easter Sunday.  That’s because important holidays should, rightly, be observed.  I had to listen to it on the radio while making the pancakes.  Why couldn’t they have played it on Valentine’s Day instead?  I love football, after all. 2.  Hype.  No mere football match could possibly live up to the preposterous hyperbole...

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7 Reasons That Sir Alex Ferguson Should Retire

7 Reasons That Sir Alex Ferguson Should Retire

1.  It would give the other managers a chance.  Seriously, he just keeps winning stuff. 2.  We would get to see Manchester United playing in white.  It’s a little known fact that Manchester United’s shirt is actually white, it only appears to be red when bathed in the glow from Fergie’s nose. 3.  He’s won so many matches and titles.  Why can’t he celebrate any better than this? He’s a rubbish...

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