If you think that’s a slightly odd title – hopefully only for timing reasons – then we certainly understand why. This post was one of three that were originally going to appear in Esquire magazine. Due to space and content issues though, it...

1.  Pancake Day.  Who the hell schedules a match on Pancake Day?  After all, no one plays on Christmas Day or on Easter Sunday.  That’s because important holidays should, rightly, be observed.  I had to listen to it on the radio while making the pancakes.  Why...

1.  It would give the other managers a chance.  Seriously, he just keeps winning stuff. 2.  We would get to see Manchester United playing in white.  It’s a little known fact that Manchester United’s shirt is actually white, it only appears to be red...