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7 Reasons That Bananas Are Amazing

7 Reasons That Bananas Are Amazing

1.  Nutrition. Bananas are very good for you.  They’ve got sucrose, glucose, fructose and things that don’t end in ose.  There’s fibre, potassium and iron.  They have five times more vitamin A content than an apple, they also contain lots of B and C vitamins, and probably some from further along the alphabet too.  And, if you live (approximately) a 22.5 minute run from your nearest banana shop you can get all of the energy you need...

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7 Reasons The Birthday Tea Could Have Gone Better

7 Reasons The Birthday Tea Could Have Gone Better

1.  The Present. Make sure you give it to your girlfriend before she goes to work. Otherwise you will spend all day worrying about whether she will like it or not. In this state of anxiety you may forget the more important things. Like taking your wallet to Sainsburys with you. 2.  Balloons. These should not be blown up near cacti. Not only will it give you heart palpitations, you will also feel a massive prick. 3.  Banners. It really...

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