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7 Reasons That The UK Should Ban Carlsberg

1.  Retaliation.  Relations between the UK and Denmark have long been difficult.   From the eighth to the eleventh centuries they invaded us; in the nineteenth century we confiscated their navy, and in the twenty-first century they sent Nicklas Bendtner to lumber around our football fields and sulk like a moon-faced twelve year old girl.  A giant moon-faced twelve year old girl.  Now, however, they’ve gone too far.  They’ve banned that quintessentially British...

7 Reasons to use Photoshop

1.  Spots.  As surely as crumpets will land butter side down or jam will spill on your new tie, it is inevitable that on the morning you’re attending a wedding, you’ll wake up with a spot on your face.  This always happens.  The size and prominence of the spot...