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7 Reasons That Kim Jong Il Is The Ideal Pet

Hello dear reader!  At 7 Reasons, we’re not afraid to admit when we’re wrong and today, we do just that.  Once, we were of the opinion that the Komodo dragon was the ideal pet but, though that would be amazing, we’ve realised that there is a superior one. ...

7 Reasons That We Shouldn’t See The Photograph

Breaking news:  The world is debating whether or not to look at a photograph, and here at 7 Reasons we have an exclusive.  We have got hold of the picture that you should never, ever see, and we’re going to let you, our thoroughly grown-up readers, decide whether...

Guest Post: 7 (+1) Reasons An Onion Doesn’t Make A Good House Pet

In keeping with our traditions as a a self-help guide we are delighted to welcome Paisley Downing to the 7 Reasons sofa. For those of you wondering who Paisley is, let me tell you. Paisley enjoys writing comical articles about pets, politics, and cyber culture. She...

Russian Roulette Sunday: The Images

Hello!  Happy Sunday! (or Friday, if you’re one of the 7 Reasons team editing this post before scheduling it for Sunday) Images are very important to us here at 7 Reasons and we always try to put them together in-house because, though what we post usually...

7 Reasons I Shouldn’t Have Seen This Picture Of Russell Crowe

1. Lips. Well, Russell looks manly and scary as always.  But there’s something strange about his lips.  They look a little red, don’t they?  They strike a feminine note in an otherwise masculine portrait.  That’s what inspired me to do...

7 Reasons Not to Upload a Facebook Profile Picture.

1.  You look like this.2.  There are two photos of you in existence; one is of you paddling nude, aged two; the second is a blurred and poorly composed picture from your wedding in 1983, you are wearing maroon. 3.  You are a troll who only uses Facebook to anger...