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7 Reasons I Shouldn’t Have Seen This Picture Of Russell Crowe

7 Reasons I Shouldn’t Have Seen This Picture Of Russell Crowe

1. Lips. Well, Russell looks manly and scary as always.  But there’s something strange about his lips.  They look a little red, don’t they?  They strike a feminine note in an otherwise masculine portrait.  That’s what inspired me to do this:   2.  Head. There, that’s better.  But there’s something else bothering me.  In the original photo, the top of his head’s missing.  Now I could try to...

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7 Reasons Not to Upload a Facebook Profile Picture.

7 Reasons Not to Upload a Facebook Profile Picture.

1.  You look like this. 2.  There are two photos of you in existence; one is of you paddling nude, aged two; the second is a blurred and poorly composed picture from your wedding in 1983, you are wearing maroon. 3.  You are a troll who only uses Facebook to anger people in the group I Love Knitting. Your post stating that “Knitting is an inferior pastime for cack-handed simpletons who lack the dexterity and finesse required for the...

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