Last week I did something I hadn’t done since I was a boy. I went to the zoo. I’m not going to lie, I immediately felt at home. Here’s why:Zoolympics Challlenge 1: Stick Your Head Through A Set Of Shark Dentures And Look Sexy1.  Playground. As...

Yesterday, we showed you some of the search terms that people have used to find our website but, as is often the case, no sooner had we posted that piece, someone discovered our website in a new, and not entirely unalarming way.  Someone in the Netherlands (thus...

Hello. It’s Sunday again. And Sundays come as Sundays do – after five days of hoping that the other 7 Reasons writer has come up with something for Sunday. They never have. Which is why Marc came to me yesterday, breathless and devoid of inspiration, and...

1.  Ostracisation. The other penguins won’t play with you, because you’re different, and penguins can be mean.2.  Confectionery. The manufacturers of Penguin bars won’t like you, because your colours would increase their printing costs and their...